For months and months, Haglund has been fretting over his inability to get the attention of the Great State of North Dakota. Every state in the union had visited Haglund's Heel except for North Dakota — that is, until today! Oh North Dakota, you complete Haglund. You had him at hello. Don't worry, Haglund is not gonna do what you all think he's gonna do, which is,
you know, FLIP OUT! But he wishes to express his profound gratitude to the person in or around the western border town of Williston, North Dakota who this day, forever to be celebrated as El Seis de Mayo, tapped "Haglund's Heel" into his search box and clicked his way into the H.H. world.