As our country looks forward to being run by a white racist good ole fat boys club, we want to take a moment to thank the dumb shits in rural amerikuh for their contribution to making us great again: great racists, great misogynists, great xenophobes, great bigots, great bullies. We especially thank the women in rural amerikuh who love and aspire to being groped because they have no other way of setting their self worth; now they have a president who espouses sexual assault as recreation. Rural ladies, you are in good hands indeed.
You hate successful, experienced, hard-driving city women because they threaten your own low self value and attractiveness. They make you feel uneducated, narrow minded, and like failures. We should never underestimate America's hate for women. Dear rural amerikuhn women, you have your best president: one who will grab you where you want to be grabbed, one who talks trash like you do, one who sounds uneducated like you are, one who hates like you.
Rural ladies, you have made a good start on erasing a half century of civil rights legislation and advocacy. Your amerikuh of intolerant white folk who teach their children to be bullies and bigots and misogynists, who teach their children that education is optional, who teach their children that negotiation while holding a gun is the only way to go, has fresh cleats in the mud. It should make for a better roll. Be sure to give each of your little girls a bright red Trump hat so she can get early training in espousing his brand of bigotry. Grab 'em in the right place early and they’ll want it forever, says our next president.
But as Van Jones so eloquently explained on CNN, for some, it makes parenting more difficult:
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