There’s just something fundamentally wrong about chocolate reindeer Peeps. The little guys are on display in the candy aisle at the Duane Reade. Reindeer don’t peep. Haglund isn’t sure what kind of a sound reindeer make, but he’s sure it isn’t a peep. Peeps should only be chicks – yellow or pink or in rare cases blue – but always chicks that hatch out in five-packs at Easter time. Our holidays should not be allowed to bleed into one another like this. Nobody wants to see Easter bunnies made out of candy canes, do they? Andy Rooney needs to address this, if he hasn’t done so already. Some traditions are too important to mess with.